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Issue No. 168 | March 12, 2025

I have a confession.

This is actually a full email of confessions.

But here’s the first and most personal one.

I turn 40 this week. My family is making way too big of a deal out of this. I’m not a big fan of birthdays. I am mostly neutral. Birthdays are Torrey Pines to me. Fine. Nothing I’m going to lose my mind about. Just there and mostly OK.

Anyway, my family is salivating at the thought of an opportunity to poke some fun at me. Probably because for my 40th birthday I will be getting paid to write emails about adult men playing a game (which, to be clear, I’m actually pumped about!).

My mom — who you know from her Q&A here — collects old things. Stuff we wore growing up, art projects, even old emails.

Reminiscing on another trip around the sun for me, she forwarded one that I sent her when I was in college. It was 2006, and I was applying to grad school at UNC (you will be shocked to find out I did not get in).

Anyway, here’s what I said.

I attached my 3 essays and work experience, if you could look over them and offer any advice that would be FANtastic. I think my essay's are pathetic, I was tellin [redacted to protect the innocent] how sad it is that I can crank out Black Sox newsletters like it's nothing but when it comes to writing something imporant I just freak out and try too hard or something...

This is embarrassing on 400 different levels.

  1. The spelling. The grammer. 🫢 

  2. Who talks (or writes) like this?

  3. The Black Sox refers to my college intramural team.

That’s right.

I was writing a weekly newsletter about my intramural team in college. Am I ashamed of this? Of course. Did it foretell the fact that I would in fact still be writing a newsletter 20 years later, this time for a professional job? Also of course.

So there you go.

You can’t share anything more humiliating with me than I’ve just shared with you.

Let’s get to the news (and also to a pick).


Reminder!

We are giving away two Ranger speakers from Turtlebox this week. You have to do exactly nothing to enter the giveaway. We will just randomly draw two folks at the end of the week.

I walked into the kitchen today with the kids on spring break and my wife posted up and the Ranger blaring. The windows are open, the music is on and I’m holed up in my office listening to Andrew Novak go on about TPC Craig Ranch (more on that below).

The point is, the Ranger went from “oh this was nice of them to send over” to “YOU FORGOT TO CHARGE THE RANGER LAST NIGHT?!” faster than it took Soly to smother hook his first shot at the Creator Classic (if this is a sentence you understand, seek help).

And check out the terrific products from our friends at Turtlebox.

By the way … If it feels like we’re doing a lot of giveaway stuff recently, that’s because we are. It can be hard to keep track of sometimes! I think we’re all caught up, but if you won something over the last six months and have not received it or communicated with me personally yet, please just respond to this email and let me know. I will see it and respond asap.

Onto some thoughts.


12 (Mostly) Golf Thoughts for the Players

1. Another confession: I love this event. I think it rocks. Scottie described one of the (many) reasons why that’s the case.

I think there's a lot of genius in the way the golf course is designed. It calls for different shots on each hole. You have to work the ball both ways. You have to play shots. If there's no conditions, you can play a little bit of robot golf, but at the end of the day, I think you got to show up, play shots, do things differently.

The golf course provides different challenges each year. If it's soft and windy, you got to really control your golf ball, hit a lot of chippy shots, control your spin around the greens, and then if it's firm and windy, you also got control your spin but a different way at a different height. And then if it's not windy and firm, you know you got to work the ball into the pins because the greens are firm, and I mean, the golf course can just challenge you in a variety of ways, and I think that's what makes it a great test.

I mean … what else is there to add?

There are a million versions of golf. All of them have have some good and some bad. You can take your pick. Virtual golf, Top Golf, putt putt, amateur competitions, match play, and on and on …

But championship golf on a golf course we are familiar with — a golf course that we feel like we almost have a relationship with — where players have to hit big boy golf shots to win a truly meaningful event is, to me, the very best version of the game.

2. Robot golf. I love that phrase.

Spieth said something similar at the Open several years ago.

Instead of just a driving-range shot in Palm Springs, there’s always some shot you have to play that gives you a little bit of an advantage. Certain club selections, based on if you hit a fade or a draw, they go 15 or 20 yards different distances. To sum that up, there’s just a lot of external factors over here, and I think that external is where I need to be living.

Tough look from Palm Springs, but the point is that the best version of pro golf …

  1. Makes players think about consequences and outcomes.

  2. Forces them to hit non-stock shots.

I don’t know that that is as true at TPC Sawgrass as it as at, say, a windy Augusta National or a wild Open Championship. But it’s certainly more true at TPC Sawgrass than it is most places on Tour.

3. Speaking of most places on Tour, if you have not yet seen Joseph LaMagna interview our guy Andrew Novak — another Normal Sport Q&A guest — about Joseph’s PGA Tour course rankings, it’s really good.

Novak gets into why some courses are better for fans than for players and vice versa. Really thoughtful, interesting information from somebody who actually plays on the PGA Tour.

4. This one is a deep cut, but somehow somebody named Tron yelling about Matt Kuchar into an iPhone has led to Soly Solomon playing in an event at TPC Sawgrass that 45,000 people are watching on YouTube.

This post will continue for Normal Sport members below, and includes …

  • Why a six-time major winner is tweeting at me.

  • Some thoughts on Big Jay’s presser.

  • My pick for this week.

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