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Issue No. 183 | April 12, 2025

AUGUSTA, Ga. — Just beyond lunch on Friday afternoon, I paced Amen Corner as the tournament started to take on its form. Men in the exact same logos as every other man, each of them thinking they are unique. Women in small dresses and large hats. Children scurrying about as the sun began to pound.

Right up next to the rope stood a family of three, two of them in black hats with white block letters. They were not logoed. I had never seen the hats before. As they turned around, I took a peek. All they said was “Believe.”

Rory McIlroy took his stance on 12.

I don’t know if I can.


Before we get to the rest of Rory’s round and the end of a bonkers day, a shout out to today’s newsletter presenter, Holderness and Bourne, which is outfitting me all week at ANGC.

They sent me some new goodies for this trip — like the Lawson Hoodie and the Sherwood Pullover — that feel even better than their old stuff (which was already great!)

I texted one of my contacts over there today and told him I want to put Norman (our ridiculous little sheep logo) on everything they have!

OK, onto Round 2!


17 Thoughts on Round 2 of the Masters

1. We’ll get to Rory, I promise. But we started Thursday with the very normal moment of an amateur golfer taking a pee in a creek right out in the middle of the most famous golf course on the planet on Thursday, and we got a version of that — a much different version, but a version nonetheless — early on Friday morning when the tournament leader started walking down No. 2.

I looked up as Rose stretched to the sky and then … wait … he … got on his hands and knees with his face pointed back toward the first tee box like he was going to do a vinyasa in the fairway of a sliver of land somebody once entitled “pink dogwood.”

Ostensibly, Rose was removing the sunscreen from his hands, though eschewing the traditional method of using … you know … a towel.

An amusing moment in a week overflowing with them, and it led to one of the great tweets of the tournament thus far.

[Jason here] This is a proud moment for my golf / Grayson Perry loving heart.


2. Nick Dunlap followed his 90 on Thursday with a 71 on Friday that could have been better. He had it all the way to 4 under on the day before making bogey at the last three holes. I was desperate for him to get it to the house in the 60s, mostly because it would have amused me to see somebody miss the cut without a single round in the 70s or 80s. That cannot have ever happened.

Dunlap had some incredible quotes afterward about how his trainer went and bought balls from Target that he hit into the woods at his rental house, but the one that got me was this.

I had more of a knot in my stomach today than I've ever had starting a round of golf.

Biggest stage in the sport, and you go out believing you’re going to bomb. Imagine doing a set as a musician or a comedian — the biggest crowd you’ve ever had — with no clue how it’s going to go but all the belief in the world that you’re going to end up on your face. That’s brutal, and I respect him for showing up and grinding something — really, anything — today at ANGC.

Overheard at Moe’s, “That Nick dun lapped hisself.”

Also, a poll: How would you rather get to 160?

I put this on Twitter and was surprised about the results, although not surprised that Shane Bacon said 101-59.


3. You know how everybody on ESPN redefines LeBron’s legacy after every quarter of every big game? I find it to be absolutely preposterous, and yet I find myself doing the exact same thing with every Masters.

Rory shot 72 yesterday with all the momentum in the world? He’s cooked! No juice. Doesn’t have it! Rory shot 66 today on a day when he absolutely had to have it? I honestly think he could end up as one of the 12 best players of all time.

This plays out with so many different players in so many different ways, and while I think it’s pretty unjustified after the second quarter of Lakers-Warriors Game 3 of the Western semis, it actually might be at least a little bit more justified here at ANGC.

The biggest event, once a year, and you may only play in one or three or eight of them if you’re really lucky and great. So yeah, it does feel fair to change the legacy traj of different guys on a day to day basis, although we still probably do it a bit too often and with too much conclusiveness than we ought.


4. Bernie, man. I didn’t think the most emotional moment I would have on Friday would be a 67-year-old man walking between two green lines over to a little shingled hut where you write numbers on a piece of paper.

Langer won the Masters the year I was born. I was three weeks old when he put on his first green jacket. I just turned 40 last month.

And so, in literally seeing the passing of time in his life and knowing that he would never do again what he once was able to do, I could feel it in myself. That is a heavy thing, one I rarely pause to grapple with but that always leaves me wobbly.

This look back at Langer’s Masters career is awesome.

Today’s newsletter will continue below for Normal Club members and includes …

  • That 66 … and the silver lining of Rory not leading.

  • An incredible moment from Scottie on 18.

  • Some great Justin Rose comps.

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